>>1243I'm not sure wheather you'll like that song, but it's pretty funny to me personally. It's an old song from 1993 from a skit show. Here is my take on translation:
Once there was Nikolay, the tsar of russia
And even though he wasn't the most handsome man
We had enough fish,
We had enough pork,
Overall we had enough food and drinks
But in February he was (killed)
That's when we learnt all the truth about him
He didn't tolerate jews,
He didn't feed workers
He couldn't see what's right in front of his eyes
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