/int/ - International

I was born in USSR, although I was just a little kid when it was no more.

>>1239
Do you wish you were back in the USSR?

MOY ADRES SOVIETSKY SOYUUUUUZZZZZ

>>1243
I might be old, but I'm not old dotard old (hope dictionary didn't fail me on this word). Of course not.

I remember an old joke. Two senior men talking:
- Things were much better back in the USSR.
- How so? Remeber old empty storeshelves? Remember censorship on music and movies? Remember deficit?
- I do, but thing still were better back in the USSR.
- Why? Don't you remember iron curtain? 10 years of prison for posessing a foreign currency? 15 years for a political joke?
- I do, but it was still better back in the USSR.
- What? What exactly was better?
- I wasn't sexually impotent!

>>1217
I assume that there are none here, because to remember anything about the USSR, you need to be ≈40 years old.
And I have never seen people of this age on imageboards, lol.

>>1245
A soviet expedition in Africa encounters an indigenous tribe who live with no benefits of modern civilisation. A proffesor talks to the tribe leader:
- Did you have marxism/leninsm studies?
- No.
- Did you have personality cult?
- No.
- Maybe you had collectivisation and collective farms?
- No.
- Interesting, but then, why are you so savage?

>>1246
You kids are too loud and full of yourselves to notice old people like myself.

>>1247
The American tells the Russian that the United States is such a free country that he can stand in front of the White House and shout, "Damn Ronald Reagan!" The Russian responds: "So what? I, too, can stand in front of the Kremlin and shout, "Damn Reagan!"

>>1246
Oh believe me, there are many around
maybe there's even more people over 40 than girls
they just don't show up

>>1249
Reagan told this joke in a much funnier way.

>>1250
I'm like 90% confident there are no girls who visit this board regularily. I remember a few who showed up, left no real proofs they were actually girls, just talk in feminitive, and disappeared. But not before gaining an army of teenager white knights, lol.

>>1247
this one was great

>>1254
Jokes from the CIA archives, which were declassified after the collapse of the USSR.

>>1252
maybe not this board, but in other boards there's always some grills
most of them try to go unnoticed (but you still can notice some traits)

>>1252
>army of teenager white knights
Ananimus Ligion. We are strong. Always at your service.

>>1243
I'm not sure wheather you'll like that song, but it's pretty funny to me personally. It's an old song from 1993 from a skit show. Here is my take on translation:

Once there was Nikolay, the tsar of russia
And even though he wasn't the most handsome man
We had enough fish,
We had enough pork,
Overall we had enough food and drinks

But in February he was (killed)
That's when we learnt all the truth about him
He didn't tolerate jews,
He didn't feed workers
He couldn't see what's right in front of his eyes

Once there was Stalin our father
He built furnaces, he built thermal and hydro power plants
We had rise of collective farms
Landlords cried because of him
Capitalism was totally fucked (singer gets hit for profanity)

But the he suddenly (died)
That's when we learnt all the truth about him
He didn't follow marxism
He murdered many people
He sent everyone to (concentration) camps

Once there was Nikita (Khrushchev), not the tallest man
But he did a lot of good things
During his reign we fertilised virgin lands,
During his reign we sent people to Moon,
During his reign we reached starry heights

But in Octover he was (killed)
That's when we learnt all the truth about him
He did a lot of nonesence,
He gave awards to Nasser,
And he had an itchi ass (singer gets hit for profanity)

But we keep moving forward
And even if someone suddenly dies
That's why he have history,
The history that will never
Not in the slightest
Ever lie.

>>1258
The tradition of blaming the previous leader in all deadly sins and naming him the reason why the country does so poorly is still strong in russia (even though their previous president abducated over 20 years ago, lol), and in a much lesser extend, in Ukraine.